London film premiere of Inception in Leicester Square with Di Caprio

The boy’s done good he’s kept up with the times

If you need some umph in a movie Leo comes to mind.

From Romeo and Juliet to the ship wreck

Gangs of New York still not a wrong step.

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He hasn’t been in London for a while so I’m sure he’ll be here

Correct me if I’m wrong but he’s never missed a premiere.

You see he’s always one for the fans, he’s like a pro of old

He’ll do that red carpet dance whether it’s warm or cold.

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Inception is the movie and it sounds a bit odd

However once Leo signed up the movie got the nod.

But premieres these days though aren’t about the storyline

It’s about getting that signature to sell online.

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I’m not talking about you but you’ll see them there

Before the stars turn up they just stand there without a care.

Proper fans are excited way before the event

And when the stars turn up they could almost faint.

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No the autograph scrappers are quiet before the stars come

And if they ask for a signature it’s made out to no one.

They work in 2′s or 3′s along the barrier edge

So tell the star who they are and get the signature instead.

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Keep premieres for the fans that what I say

If any star is reading this don’t just sign your name away

Proper fans always want a dedication

Only sign those ones that want that kind of mention.

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The London film premiere of Inception is in Leicester Square at the Odeon Leicester Square on Thursday 8th. It’s likely to be very busy so you need to get there around midday to get in a good position. Read our Premiere Guide for more tips.

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