Enjoy a 2 for 1 pizza deal this weekend
The no money blues are back by popular appeal
With a couple of London deals to make you squeal
If ya honey don’t love you these might get her back
But if it don’t you can still fill ya belly up like a sack.
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Pizza Hut are doing it but Pizza Express wins hands down
She might even forgive you if you take her to one in town
It’s a 2 for 1 offer so you can’t lose
But don’t mention the offer or she’ll blow a fuse.
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Now Jonny took her there but didn’t take my advice
He told her about the offer and thought everyting would be nice.
When the night done he thought she would love him long time
But all he saw was the door when she closed it behind.
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He told a friend and said he didn’t know what to do
His friend said it was all down to the football.
Take her out on the Giraffe deal on the night of a match
You can always Sky+ it and still save some cash.
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It will show that you care and she’ll love you more
Nuff said he thought and was out the door.
He called her up and begged for another chance
Said he’d take her out Saturday and then for a dance.
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She said OK and Saturday come
Jonny picked her up and they went into town
Everyting was fine until it was time to pay
It was then he found the offer was only up to Wednesday.
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He grinned and beared it but didn’t let on
She though he was sweet and said come on let’s go back home.
At the door he hesitated, he wasn’t sure what to do
She turned and said come up voucher boy I’ve got a 2 for 1 for you.
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The no money blues are back by popular appeal
With a couple of London deals to make you squeal
If ya honey don’t love you these might get her back
Jonny took my advice and now he’s enjoying his time in the sack.
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If you’d like one of the 2 for 1 London deals from Giraffe restaurants or Pizza Express drop me an email.
Previous articles you might find interesting:
- London 2 for 1 deals on eating out for email subscribers
- Umm another food deal for eating out in London
- It’s good knowing a blogger who always knows where to get deals in London
- Pigging out in Burger King and sleepless in Giraffe
- Here’s a 2 for 1 London deal that you don’t have to do anything to get
