London deals on eating out at Giraffe restaurants and Pizza Express

by Chris P on 30/06/2010

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Enjoy a 2 for 1 pizza deal this weekend

The no money blues are back by popular appeal

With a couple of London deals to make you squeal

If ya honey don’t love you these might get her back

But if it don’t you can still fill ya belly up like a sack.

Pizza Hut are doing it but Pizza Express wins hands down

She might even forgive you if you take her to one in town

It’s a 2 for 1 offer so you can’t lose

But don’t mention the offer or she’ll blow a fuse.

Now Jonny took her there but didn’t take my advice

He told her about the offer and thought everyting would be nice.

When the night done he thought she would love him long time

But all he saw was the door when she closed it behind.

He told a friend and said he didn’t know what to do

His friend said it was all down to the football.

Take her out on the Giraffe deal on the night of a match

You can always Sky+ it and still save some cash.

It will show that you care and she’ll love you more

Nuff said he thought and was out the door.

He called her up and begged for another chance

Said he’d take her out Saturday and then for a dance.

She said OK and Saturday come

Jonny picked her up and they went into town

Everyting was fine until it was time to pay

It was then he found the offer was only up to Wednesday.

He grinned and beared it but didn’t let on

She though he was sweet and said come on let’s go back home.

At the door he hesitated, he wasn’t sure what to do

She turned and said come up voucher boy I’ve got a 2 for 1 for you.

The no money blues are back by popular appeal

With a couple of London deals to make you squeal

If ya honey don’t love you these might get her back

Jonny took my advice and now he’s enjoying his time in the sack.

If you’d like one of the 2 for 1 London deals from Giraffe restaurants or Pizza Express drop me an email.

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