London film premiere of the Back-up Plan may not see J-Lo there

Mummy J-Lo is back doing her thing

But I don’t think the Actors Studio will be going ring a ding ding

Harsh maybe but true

Think of the unemployed actors who’ve been to acting school.

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But money talks and she’s a big draw

Crowds will want to see her on the red carpet I’m sure

And what if the film’s not up too much

It won’t matter as long as it brings in the cash.

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Reviews though aren’t looking good

But I don’t think Jenny will be going back to the hood

2 kids in tow and a hubby to adore

This could be her last encore

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So in homage to actors we’ll never know

And to the actors in acting school

I’ll say no more about her new film

Because her talent lies somewhere else I feel.

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If you really have to go to the premiere just in case J-Lo turns up, here are the details of the premiere.

The Jennifer Lopez film, The Back-up Plan, has it’s London film premiere in Leicester Square on Wednesday 28th. The stars and celebs won’t get there before 6pm, but in case she does show I think you should be OK if you get there for around 2pm to get a decent view.

However have a look at our London film premiere guide for more tips and advice. Also check out our weather forecast for the night from the above menu.

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