Some people will have you believe
The Lates at museums are the months’ highlight.
When in fact the reverse is true
A lot of the Lates are absolutely dreadful.
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What can you mean, that isn’t so
I went to the Late at the London Transport Museum
And granted it was slow.
But now I know all about travel in suburbia, don’t you know.
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If that’s your best defence against my claim
I’ve won before we even start this game.
Next you’ll be telling me zone 4′s in London
Even though it doesn’t begin with 0207.
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Suburbia for heaven’s sake
Get a grip man before it’s too late.
Married with 2 kids and a Volvo for a car
I hope the razor blades and bath aren’t far.
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Ok, Ok what about the V & A.
STOP right there, you know I can get a gun
I’ll put you out of your misery
If that’s what you consider fun.
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No here me out, you’ve got it wrong
This month the V & A have got it going on.
I know they’re usually quite poor
But this month they’ve got games to play and much more.
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They’ve got a huge pass the parcel
And some sort of secret agent thing.
There are puzzles and riddles
And even something to do with dancing.
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That alone would be good enough reason to go
But the highlight has got to be the virtual penalty spot show.
It’s like you’re a character in the machine
Trying to score a penalty for your virtual team.
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Ok you might be right, that doesn’t sound bad.
For a moment there I thought you were going mad.
If it’s as good as you say
It will be a nice way to end the day.
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This Late at the V & A Museum sounds like a good way to spend an evening in London. It’s free to attend and starts at 6.30pm on Friday 26th. Click V & A Late for full details of what is on.
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