Jennifer and Gerard always turn up to their premieres
Because Friends is always on
It feels like Jennifer’s never been gone.
But think on that for a bit
And you’ll realise it’s a while
Since she did a red carpet visit.
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The last one was back in 09
But Marley and Me wasn’t fine
Definitely not her or Owen’s best hour
Let’s hope The Bounty Hunter isn’t as dire.
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But say what you want about her ability
She still looks a Trillion dollars to me.
No longer the cute girl next door
Now she looks a bit naughty, just what I adore.
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The Bounty Hunter though isn’t just about her
Gerard Butler is the one women will be queuing for.
A Scottish hunk with eyes to match
Every woman’s dreamboat catch.
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And one of the good things about Gerry
He always attends the premieres he’s in.
So if he’s the one you’re going there to see
Get ready to lose your voice and be prepared to scream.
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You see the competition will be tough
Lots of girls will be there.
If you want him to sign anything
Get there early, be in the front
And scream and wave like you just don’t care.
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Luckily though this premiere isn’t as big as the last
With Alice in Wonderland
You had to be there when the milkman starts.
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To see Jennifer and Gerard
Be there for the early afternoon
And you should be OK.
I’ve checked the weather
And although it will be cold, it will be dry all day.
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The London film premiere of The Bounty Hunter is in Leicester Square at the West End Vue on Thursday 11th. Read our London Film Premiere Guide for advice on going to premieres.
Leave a comment if you’re planning on going or if you think this will be a good premiere.
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