London film premiere of The Bounty Hunter

Because Friends is always on

It feels like Jennifer’s never been gone.

But think on that for a bit

And you’ll realise it’s a while

Since she did a red carpet visit.

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The last one was back in 09

But Marley and Me wasn’t fine

Definitely not her or Owen’s best hour

Let’s hope The Bounty Hunter isn’t as dire.

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But say what you want about her ability

She still looks a Trillion dollars to me.

No longer the cute girl next door

Now she looks a bit naughty, just what I adore.

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The Bounty Hunter though isn’t just about her

Gerard Butler is the one women will be queuing for.

A Scottish hunk with eyes to match

Every woman’s dreamboat catch.

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And one of the good things about Gerry

He always attends the premieres he’s in.

So if he’s the one you’re going there to see

Get ready to lose your voice and be prepared to scream.

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You see the competition will be tough

Lots of girls will be there.

If you want him to sign anything

Get there early, be in the front

And scream and wave like you just don’t care.

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Luckily though this premiere isn’t as big as the last

With Alice in Wonderland

You had to be there when the milkman starts.

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To see Jennifer and Gerard

Be there for the early afternoon

And you should be OK.

I’ve checked the weather

And although it will be cold, it will be dry all day.

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The London film premiere of The Bounty Hunter is in Leicester Square at the West End Vue on Thursday 11th. Read our London Film Premiere Guide for advice on going to premieres.

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