London film premiere of Remember Me

Who is Robert Pattinson?

Any ideas?

If you’re male and over 30

You’re probably saying who cares.

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Well go to Leicester Square

On Wednesday night

And watch the girls go crazy

When he comes into sight.

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One of the sexiest men in 2008 and 09

You know the girls are waiting in line.

That’s why this premiere will be packed

Now don’t you feel as old as you’re old grandad?

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And just to emphasis my point

You probably thought everyone was going

To see Pierce Brosnan on the night.

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But don’t get me wrong though

Pierce is big in his own right

And plenty of people would camp out

To see just him on the night.

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And you know he is a true pro

He’ll stop and sign things until they usher him to go.

I hope Robert notices and takes notes

And sees without the fans

He’d be just another unemployed actor with high hopes.

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So what advice can I give you for the day

You know you’ve got to there early…OK.

For this one just after midday should do

You’re cutting it fine if you leave it much after 2.

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Also read our London Film Premiere Guide

It has some good tips

Like what to wear

So you don’t freeze of your derriere.

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The London film premiere of Remember Me is in Leicester Square at the Odeon Leicester Square on Wednesday 17th. You need to get there around midday to get in a good position to see the stars.

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5. London film premiere of Inception in Leicester Square with Di Caprio

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