Things to do in London like see the film premiere of Alice in Wonderland

We all know the title

Many of us have read the book

Everyone knows the author

Because Alice in Wonderland is off the hook.

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Imagine what he must have been on

To come up with characters like that

I mean a talking pack of cards

And a smiling Cheshire Cat!

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And let’s not forget the beginning

With the White Rabbit in the coat

Talking mind you, about being late

And her following him like she was his date.

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So here’s my question to you

What the hell is the story about?

And if Jonny Depp wasn’t in it

Would it have come about?

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And that’s the power of Jonny D

He opens films you wouldn’t normally see

Women love him, men admire him

Heck my girl at night even calls me him!!

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But he’s not the only big star who will be there

Because Tim Burton’s the director

I guarantee lots of A-listers will appear.

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This premiere is a Pap and fans dream

With so many stars to be seen.

But I’m not going

It’s going to be way too busy

Plus you’re going to have to get there

At OMG it’s soooo early.

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But if you’re braver than me

And can take the wait, cold and rain.

Soon as you get there

Check with the box office

They may have a special fenced in part again.

You see at some premieres

They let the early fans in there

And if you can get in

You’ll have a view that’s clear.

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As for the rest of you thinking of going late

Although you won’t see much

It’s still worth going

Because the atmosphere is always great.

The film premiere of Alice in Wonderland is in Leicester Square at the Odeon cinema on Thursday 25th. Read our London Film Premiere Guide for advice on going to premieres.

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